First, walk in Vickie’s Secret with a purpose, especially if you don’t have your woman with you. Security has magic “You’re a perv” powers.
Remember, lingerie is ultimately for you. It’s tantamount to your woman buying you an assembly required tool shed for Christmas, so choose wisely. Expensive is always good taste, and most importantly, buy lingerie a size too small. Anything else will be met with “You think I’m fat!”
Finally, throw the lingerie on the store floor to see how it looks. If it does what it’s supposed to, it’ll end up there anyway.
Bringing Christmas sexy back,