I have a 100 percent failure rate with eyeliner sharpeners. As I type this, my fingers are shaking around the curls of wood and pigment scattered on my keyboard. Don’t tell me to upgrade to a better sharpener. All of them have blades duller than a Catholic wedding. Women get inferior products, and we pay more for them. I WOULD pay more for a sharpener that works. I look like Andy Warhol without eye makeup on. After he died.

Somebody work on this. Thanks in advance,



Written by Nancy Alexander